Skateboard (Foil) (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles #178)

Artifact — Equipment - {1}
When this Equipment enters, tap target permanent.
Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has haste.
Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)
„"Why skate a half-pipe when you can skate a sewer pipe?"“